An Ode to Bitches

Bitches!

To Nasty Bitches, who turn off phones in the middle of the day . . . 

To Crazy Bitches, who send dumb ass emails, becuz they felt froggy . . .

To Deceitful Bitches, who lie about where they were, and when they will be back . . .

To Lying Bitches, who say one thing, and do another . . .

To Two-Faced Bitches, who smile in your face, and plot behind your back . . .

To Two-Timing Bitches, who cheat within 24 hours of returning from a family vacation . . .

To Road-Tripping Bitches, that lose their whole entire mind between the beach and the front porch . . .

To Dumb Bitches, who think we are really going to stay around and let you treat us like less than nothing . . .

To Stupid Bitches, who answer the phone or talk in the background so they can be heard . . .

To Retarded Bitches, who let the Stupid Bitch answer the phone, or talk in the background, like we won’t fuck you up later on in the day . . .

To Suicidal Bitches, who fuck up your mind state with their fucked up life, and then you have to save them . . .

To Racist Bitches, who pretend to be liberal, but at the end of the day, you are still a white bitch, who doesn’t trust the black bitch you moved in with . . .

To Hypocrite Bitches, who claim to be one thing, but when in public/private become a totally different person . . .

To Chameleon Bitches, who rafity their beliefs based on their significant other . . .

To Conceited Bitches, who walk around like their shit don’t stank, but in reality, you are SO not all that . . .

To Skinny Bitches, who turn their noses down when you see a big girl, then go throw up the lettuce you just ate . . .

To All The Other Bitches, who I can’t classify into one of these categories . . .

You’se a BITCH!

You can be male/female/straight/gay/lesbian . . . It’s time out for being a bitch, because this Member of the Triad is about ready to FUCK YOU UP!

Feel free to comment!

P.S. I really am not bitter, I just had to put this out there, for all my friends who are dealing with Bullshit, because of some stupid person who is a bitch.  GOD I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! (And apparently, I hate Bitches too, lol )

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