Confessions of a Fat Kid

Confessions of a Fat Kid Part 1

1) Sometimes, eating a hot dog right out of the package is just what the doctor ordered.

2) Sometimes, I see food commercials, and I leave my house to go get that food.

3) Sometimes, I spend my last money on food, when I should pay bills

4) Sometimes, the best thing in the world is to sit (or lay in my case) in front of a TV, eating Pizza and Chicken Wings, and watching Whack ass Movies!

5) Sometimes, calling myself a fat kid is what gets me through the day

And now, You Might be a Fat Kid If . . . .

~ You look at a hot grill, and think about if it’s worth burning yourself to get the leftover meat
~ Spreading Cheese on Macaroni, is one of the happiest moments of your life
~ You apply for food stamps, because you really need steak and a beef roast in your life
~ You can watch a sex scene on your favorite show, and still want some cereal (Apple Jacks)
~ The hottest thing you have ever seen on tv, was the Rallys Fully Loaded Triple Cheeseburger
~ You based your financial wealth on the amount of food that is in your fridge or cabinet
~ When the door bell at work rings, instead of getting it, you tell the kids to get it, because: They’re Closer
~ When the phone rings at work, you wish you could do the same thing
~ When you calculate the amount of money it’s gonna take for gas, only after you calculate your grocery bill for the month
~ You had to stop typing this blog, because you needed to go make a Cheeseburger after talking about them . . .

Yeah, Fat Kids Rule!!!!!

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2 thoughts on “Confessions of a Fat Kid

  1. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve had to go buy some food I saw on TV. Even if I put it off that day, it will stay on my mind until I try it. Tivo is my friend because I no longer watch food commercials. LOL! You crack me up!

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