By now, you’ve been in college for 3 whole weeks. Enjoy it, this is the best time of your life. This is where you meet the people who change your life forever. Savor the geographical closeness of friends, and take full advantage of every new experience. Try everything at least once, take pictures of everything. It doesn’t stay like this forever. There are some very dark times ahead. You will use the happiness of this year to get you through some of those times. Be Glad I warned you.
On Friendship . . .
The people you meet in these 4 years, are your family. Not just friends in passing, but the shoulders you will cry on when life is falling apart. You will leave college with Brothers would would fight a bear for you. You will leave with Sisters who will fight that same bear, and probably send evil text messages to that bear’s whole family for years, just because they love you. Some of the people you start this journey with, won’t make it until the end. You will lose great friends, but find them again . . . even if it takes 17 more years to reconnect. MJ, these friends are lifetime friends. Don’t take them for granted.
On Your Hair . . .
MJ, you are going natural in 1999. A full 10 years before the Natural Revolution. Good Job being a pioneer. Going natural for you was a necessity, and not a protest of the white man’s wish that you assimilate to European standards of beauty. You just don’t know how to do your hair, and that’s okay. But your hair is beautiful, enjoy the texture. You are Beautiful, MJ. Everything about you is Beautiful. Sadly, no one is going to recognize you need to hear that from time to time. You won’t feel beautiful until your 20’s, But I’m telling you now.
On Your Career . . .
Right now, you are probably sitting in your programming class, wondering how the hell you are going to program a damn computer to play Rock Paper Scissors with you. You are going to get your first failing grade on a test. Don’t worry, it’s going to get better!
You are going to find your calling, Children. You are going to go through a few different phases. Education, Tutoring, and you are going to land on Social Work. God put you on this earth, MJ, to help children. You are great at it. You will make a lasting impact on hundreds of children.
Sadly, the profession you choose isn’t gonna keep them pockets fat. You are going to end up being the poor friend. Except, you won’t figure that out until you are 34. You learn to survive with what you have. Some years are going to be much worse than others, but as you get closer to your true purpose, you will figure out how be handle your money better.
Money is going to cause you to shed some tears, some ugly ass tears. But MJ, you will survive it. So keep going, even when you feel like you can’t.
On Love . . .
People are going to break your heart. Remember those dark times I was talking about . . . The first time is coming in about 10 months. Don’t try to stop it. He’s your soulmate. That kind of love is going to stay with you for the rest of your life. He’s going to stay with you the rest of your life. But losing it, is going to break you.
I mean, devastate you, and no one around you will see it. No one around you will recognize the signs of depression, because Black People Don’t Get Depressed. It takes about 10 years, but he comes back, and he’s one of your best friends.
True Love is something you are going to look for in almost every person you meet, which is stupid. Nora Roberts fucked you on that. There is no such thing. It’s just emotional connections that work out or not. The other two guys, who will both break your heart by the way, they aren’t bad people. They just couldn’t handle you, and how intense you can be. Calm the fuck down, MJ. Take it slowly. Stop trying to make every guy your future husband. Calm the FUCK Down.
On Sex . . .
You are going to waste your college years. This is the time in life, when you should be whoring it up. But you won’t, because they told you men only marry the good girls. THEY LIED. Men marry the Jump Offs. You are going to be SO PISSED once you figure that out. Sorry girl, you should have been a heaux. You had the PERFECT dating app, Greek Life. And what are you gonna do, MJ? Be friends with everyone. Dumb Ass.
However, your greatest sexual encounters are going to be with people you’ve been friends with most of your life. So that’s something, right MJ? You can hold out for that, you’ve only got like 13 more years to wait.
On Your Sexual Identity . . .
It’s okay that you like girls too. It’s okay that you have crushes on girls in college. Even though you grew up in church, and they told you something was wrong with you because you liked girls . . . It’s okay. Even though people in your family drop the F-Word with ease, and try to shame their male children for being sensitive . . . it’s OKAY.
It’s perfectly NORMAL to be BiSexual. You will be happier once you stop hiding it. And you are going to meet some amazing people that help you get there. Let Your Flag Fly MJ. It’s okay to be Queer.
Finally, MJ . . .
These plans you have right now for your life, on who you are going to be, and where you are going to end up . . . WRONG. Stop trying to be like everyone else. You aren’t. You are so Different, and Special, and Beautiful, and Unique. There is no one in this world like you. Your personal freedom will come, when you embrace yourself.
Stop comparing yourself to your friends, it won’t bode well for you. Be Proud of who you are, in that moment. Every single tear is going to be worth it. The pain won’t last always, MJ. You are going to make it. And it’s going to be Spectacular.
I’m Proud of You MJ,
34 Year Old You.