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Dear Depression……Thanks

I need to take a few minutes to talk about one of the benefits of MY depression. I talk all the time, about how Depression has seemingly taken over my adulthood. It makes things HARDER to accomplish. In order to be fair, I must now share the good sides of Depression. So without further ado, I present…..Thanks Depression!

I’ve lost 30lbs since July of last year. I went from 363.2 to today’s current weight of 334.8lbs. I can write those weights with pride, as it’s the smallest I’ve ever been (since I started actually weighing myself). The only time in my life I lost weight like this, was when I was working at the Tucson JCC. I was working out 5 days a week (for at least 40 mins), and eating kosher.

Which is why I have to say, Thank You Depression!

Because I just stopped eating food. That’s how I’m losing this weight. I have no appetite, at all. I forget to eat during the day, and I barely eat at home. When I do eat, the portions are so small it’s like being on a diet. 9 times out of 10, I always end up feeding the rest to my dog.

I’ve been dealing with my mom’s health issues and living 2309 miles away, so food intake has been the least of my worries.

People come up to me, and ask my diet plan. Usually, I lie. Cuz it’s kind of weird to be like, “Worry about your mom on an hourly basis! The pounds will just melt away!” I feel like, that wouldn’t go over that well.

FitBit reminded me today, I’m just 9lbs away from the initial goal I set for myself 3 years ago. I got a lil bit happy, knowing that goal is on the horizon. Then, I got sad again. Because I know I’ll make that goal. And it’s not because I’m doing it on purpose. It’s because I’m so stressed out about other things in life, I won’t be focused enough to try to stay at this weight. Depression is still there, I haven’t figured out how to get rid of it…..yet.

I sometimes miss when food was my happy place. I miss being able to eat my feelings. Because when you can just eat them, you don’t have to process them. You don’t have to sit with them, rolling around in your head all fucking day.

When you can eat your feelings, you also end up weighing 378lbs at 30. So clearly that wasn’t a healthy coping mechanism. But as I looking at the numbers getting smaller and smaller on the scale, my new fear is that once I’m back in Michigan, the weight just comes back.

So I’m planning already, how to keep this going. Joining Lifetime Fitness again, and cooking healthy food. Actually going for walks on the trail behind my mom’s house. Maybe I can get to my ultimate weight Goal, size 18 on the bottom, and a 14/16 on Top. The numbers never mattered to me, the way my clothes fit did. And 2 weeks ago, I bought a pair of size 24 jeans….and they are already too big now.

Thank You Depression, for being a catalyst to a lifestyle change I needed. I wasn’t gonna do it myself, so I appreciate the help ūüėĀ.


Dear Skinny Stranger Bitch . . . You Don’t Know My Story

*If I was your teacher in your youth, I’m sorry you had to read these harsh¬†words¬† ¬†If I taught your child, I’m sorry you had to see these harsh words. ¬†But, they must be said.*

I went to church today. ¬†My wonderful Pastor was talking about “Breaking¬†Out of Your Rut” in life. ¬†Evidently during my gallivanting (Defn: to go about in search of pleasure) last weekend, I missed part one.

Today’s sermon focused on the last 3 steps to escaping your Rut. The point we are discussing, indeed the catalyst for this rant was Exercise Your Body. ¬†His main point during the sermon was, Movement of your body¬†inspires¬†you to do more in your everyday life. ¬†My rant, however, is not about my Pastor’s words. ¬†It’s about a¬†complete¬†stranger’s way of dealing with them.

Episode #1: As my Pastor is talking, he says, “Now say to your Neighbor, Movement is Good.” My Neighbor to my left says, “You should really listen to what he is saying.

Who Bitch What?!?!?!?

I didn’t say anything, because I knew that if I punched this random Skinny Stranger Bitch in her fucking face, I would probably be asked to leave. ¬†So I just said Amen, and went back to listening to my Pastor.

Episode #2: My Pastor stated something to the effect of, “Y0ur homework for this week is to get up and move. ¬†Walk 15 minutes.” The Skinny Stranger Bitch then gave me the¬† Holy Helpful Stranger arm rub and said, ‘Now I know it’s hard for you to lose all that weight. ¬†But you have to try.”

Who. Bitch. What?!?!?!?!?

Episode #3: My Pastor then stated something to the effect of, Movement will make you feel better about yourself. Again with the Holy Helpful Stranger Arm Rub, “I have a niece that’s bi— Full Figured like you, and I tell her all the time, You have to try.”

Mother. Fuck.

First of all, stop touching me heaux, I don’t know you like that. ¬†Second of all, all fat people are not the same. ¬†Third, my thighs touching is not an indicator ¬†I Hate My Life. ¬†You Don’t Know My Story. ¬†You don’t know SHIT about me. ¬†You look at me and see a Fat Girl. And that, is the Mother. Fucking. Problem.

I have never met this woman in my life. ¬†She doesn’t know that I’ve lost 60lbs in the last 13 months, and I am working toward losing another 30 before June. ¬†But HOW DARE YOU . . . My Fat is not your business. ¬†Even if I was 600lbs, you don’t have the right to give me advice about what to do with my body. ¬†You have enough room on the bench, my fat is not touching you – so kindly Shut The Fuck Up.

I think her compulsion to save me is actually part of a bigger issue Рthat is,  the need to help those we deem less fortunate than us.  Of course this assessment of need is based solely on outward physical appearance.

I call what she did Skinny Bitch¬†Privilege.¬† ¬†The Skinny Bitch feels they are the media’s (read: the USA Media) representation of ‘Beauty,” so this means they have the right to ‘help’ people get like them. ¬†They¬†ASSUME¬†anyone who isn’t like them, just hasn’t had the right motivation to Get Like Them. Their Mindset seems to be, “Oh Woe is You. ¬†Please allow me to help you on your journey to being a better person.

Fat DOES NOT EQUAL Unhappy/Sick/Lazy. If there is one constant annoyance in these past 13 months,¬†it has been the perception/assumption that my¬†weight¬†loss happened because I was finally tired of being fat. ¬†It didn’t. ¬†It happened because someone told me I couldn’t do it. ¬†A 60 day challenge turned into a lifestyle change.

Do I feel better now that I’ve lost weight? Yes. ¬†Do I have more energy? Yes. Do rainbows now fly out of my soul every time I work out? No. ¬†Do I know feel complete and whole?¬†NO. ¬†I wasn’t miserable at 378lbs. I’m not ridiculously happy at 318lbs. But however I feel about my body, you will NEVER have the right to tell me your opinion about it.

Listen Skinny Bitch, I’m good. ¬†I eat what I want, I don’t suffer from any sort of guilt/shame about my size. ¬†I’m a grown ass woman. ¬†I like food I know isn’t good for me, and if I feel like it, Imma eat that shit! I don’t need your help or your Pity.

Please, go on with your eating of Salad, I eat that too. Continue to prosper as you use the elliptical to get an ass that looks like mine.¬†Further¬†your journey into the land of Thighs Don’t Touch, I hear it’s cold and dry there . . . but that might just be a rumor.

You might not agree with my thoughts, that’s totally fine. ¬†But thank you for reading, feel free to comment/express your opinion. As long as it’s not about my body ūüôā

But I Loves Me a Big Girl Tho . . .

Okay, now we know that I have talked, at great length, about the problems that have¬†plagued¬†me in the dating world as a Big Girl. ¬†I’ve discussed everything from Obesity being a Scary Word, to being told by several people that i need to Lower My Expectations because I’m fat. Please read those two blogs for background information if you need to. ¬†For now,

Let’s discuss my complete and utter hatred for the phrase:

I Love Me a Big Girl

1) I know I’m considered a Big Girl. I embrace my Big Girl Status. ¬†In 2011, with every Big Girl under the sun deciding that Fat is Ugly and losing weight, I kinda pride myself in being one of the last Big Girl’s standing. ¬†Take Note, I in no way promote Morbid Obesity, but everyone wasn’t meant to be skinny. ¬†We all know someone who used to be a Big Girl, lost all the weight, and just isn’t quite right. ¬†Like that Lutha’ Curl Cedric the Entertainer was talking about, they just can’t quite get it together. ¬†I don’t hate myself, I don’t hate being Fat. I don’t hate being considered Obese. ¬†I hate that it’s the only thing you see about me.

2) As per my “Save a Horse – Ride a Big Girl” blog, I know that we are sexier than most women. ¬†I know the sex is phenomenal, life changing even. ¬†I know that some dudes only date Big Girls, because they know the sex is the shyt. ¬†I don’t care. ¬†You do what the hell you feel you need to do. ¬†But how dare you come at me like, “The only reason you matter is because you are a Big Girl.” I’m trying to figure out exactly where the Big Girls are that fall for this, because all the ones that I know would probably punch a dude in the face if he even alluded that was the reason he was talking to her.

3) I’d love for a dude to walk up to a Skinny¬†Bitch, and be like “Got damn girl, I love me a heaux that don’t eat food.” Or for a girl to walk up to a dude and be like, ” You walk with the Big Dick Swagger, I’m trying to holla at you.” It doesn’t matter that you’re thinking it. ¬†It matters that you can’t keep that shit to yourself. ¬†I know that I appeal to a certain type. ¬†Every dude isn’t going to look at me, and be like I’m trying to hump. ¬†But really, is that supposed to make me like you MORE? I often question men that are so quick to say they are attracted to Big Girls, because of the WAY they say it. ¬†They say with an expectation, like I am just going to fall in love with them because they take pity on my fatness. ¬†I could be wrong, but I honestly don’t think I am. ¬†I have been fat for the majority of my life, some shit you just figure out.

4) Also, don’t dudes lie anymore?!?! ¬†Like don’t you wanna pretend that you are trying to do something other than hump. ¬†Or have we, as women, been asking for so much honesty in everything else that a man thinks it’s okay to approach you and tell you, “I’m looking for a Cutty Buddy.” Did you think that because I’m Fat, I would be okay with that? ¬†Like oh, a man is paying attention to me. ¬†That’s more than I usually get, so I am going to jump at this opportunity. ¬†I just . . .

5) Gotdammit, Fat Girls everywhere, stop falling for the okey-doke. ¬†You are more than just the fat rolls and overly lubricated Vagina. ¬†That fat is a part of you, not the whole of you. ¬†Stop letting these men use that as the way they describe you. “This is my Big Girl *insert name here*. She is cute for a Big Girl ain’t she.” No Mu’Fucka, I’m cute got dammit. ¬†I’m not cute for a fat girl!

6) Are there some things we probably all want/need to chage about ourselves? Yes.

But that doesn’t mean that you need to go from a size 24, to a size two. ¬†I can tell you right now, I will NEVER see a single digit size. ¬†Not because I don’t think it’s possible, but because I don’t want to be that small.

Am I going to go back to the gym, and meet with the really sexy Mexican trainer that was my motivation to go to the gym? Yes.

But I’m not there to suddently have a happy life because I’m not fat anymore.

Skinny only Equals Happiness for Rich White People.

I will never be that. ¬†When I tell you I am so pissed off. ¬†Not even so much that men think it’s okay to say things like that. ¬†It’s moreso that we, as Big Girls, Skinny Girls, Tall Girls, Short Girls, Black girls, White Girls, Crippled Girls, Deaf Girls, Slutty Girls have allowed these labels to continue to define us. ¬†¬†I know that looks matter, and so does physical attraction, but . . .

That’s. Not. All.

I couldn’t even make the effort to try to explain to this 25-year-old Man, who came from Philly, to live with his mother, who met me as I was getting out of my CAR, while he was standing at a gas station looking like a bum, and talked to me about me going to WORK at 7 in the morning, WHY I was insulted.

I REFUSE to take what the hell is handed to me. ¬†I am not going to drink the “Fat Girl” Koolaid……

….and neither The FUCK should you!

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